birdsitting is weird. / cats ignore you. dogs love you. / birds just kinda stare. – #Nicky #YouTalkinToMe Published via Pressgram

birdsitting is weird. / cats ignore you. dogs love you. / birds just kinda stare. – #Nicky #YouTalkinToMe Published via Pressgram
coffee and cayenne / flank steaks and bacon-wrapped cheese- / filled jalapeños – #ItsHot Published via Pressgram
seems criminal to / not grill by the pool today. / do the right thing, folks. – #Summer #KeepsMeOffTheStreets Published via Pressgram
great time last night with / grilling, cocktails, and a girl. / She stayed for breakfast! – #CanThisMarriageBeSaved Published via Pressgram
my polling place did / not give stickers to folks who / dropped off their ballots. – #DIY #SeemsLegit #IVoted Published via Pressgram
carpooling is great / and it’s probably because / my carpool pal’s great – #great Published via Pressgram