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a Yo Ho Ho and / a bottle o’ rum, mateys! / smooth sailin’ to ye! – #Arr

second star to the / right, straight on ’til mornin’ be / how i steer me class. – #vILT #OnTheJob #Training #YoHo

margarita and / a beer from the theater bar / for Logan Lucky! – #Adulthood

just one week left of / #ThirtyNine. Might as well have / a bloody mary. – #Brunch

like me, the cats don’t / get out of bed for #earthquake / that is less than 4 – #SanJosé #DidntFeelIt

seventy-thousand / grossly polluting miles. still, / i will miss this car. – #Dieselgate #Audi #A3

i don’t often make / burgers. these have bacon and / serranos ground in. – #Epic #NoHalfMeasures

our plan for monday: / #LastWord and #WhiskeyRita / and BoJack Horseman! – #WinWinWin