impressed owner…

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impressed owner /  of taco spot with lime trick. /  he bought my next beer!  – #Skillz #Borracho #TempeFugit 

so many glasses…

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so many glasses! /  beer flight, boilermaker, and /  some water for two  – #CanThisMarriageBeSaved 

did a double-take…

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did a double-take /  after i noticed nameplate /  of nearby office.  – #CrayCray #SorryNotSorry #Nerd 

i’m #MatchyMatchy…

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i’m #MatchyMatchy /  because being awesome is /  a constant battle.  – #Unboring #Overactive #OnTheJob #Training