early appointment / to get my #HairDid: curses, / i’ve been foiled again! – #WhatColorIsNext
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early appointment / to get my #HairDid: curses, / i’ve been foiled again! – #WhatColorIsNext
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#TisTheSeason for / the ceremonial mace / of yuletide battle – #BecauseViking #CanThisMarriageBeSaved
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when it’s raining and / life hands you (neighbor) lemons / you make old-fashioneds! – #HellaNiño #Rainy #DayDrinking
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#TisTheSeason for / not opening packages / not addressed to you – #Yet #IgnoreMe
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commandeered a screen / at work for looped viewing of / the #LilBUB Yule Log – #TisTheSeason
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played a few rounds of / Sushi Go! with Julie. So / tasty and cute, too! – #Irasshaimase
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oh, direct mail, you’re / the only one who truly / understands my needs. – #BuyAllTheThings
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people have expressed / i should stay cleanshaven… and / dramatically lit. – #Babyface #NoMo