Monthly Archives: July 2018

i’m third on the list, / but there are five first class seats. / i can haz #upgrade? – #PrettyPlease #JetSet

i’m a little down / today, but it’s nothing a / little uke won’t fix. – #GetIt #Sopranino #Ukulele #JetSet #SorryNotSorry

here’s my new slide on / #HighAvailability / and why you want it. – #OnTheJob #Training #ClearExamples

spotted this plate at / airport. Stuart Smalley drives / for rideshare out here? – #AmNice #JetSet

all of the legroom / for my flight out to Boston. / feeling quite cozy. – #JetSet

i am in the seat / for Sorry To Bother You / posted by a #bot – #SorryNotSorry

what it’s like getting / lazily swiped at by a / #cat falling asleep. – #Meow #Caturday

breakfast complements / help me answer the question / “hot enough for ya?” – #Almost