Author Archives: Me

i’ll miss the hatchback / ’cause just like Sir Mix-a-Lot / said, “I Like Big Butts” – #AndICannotLie #A3 #Pele #Aloha

i might just miss the / sunroof most of all. ya, i’m / from #California – #A3 #Pele #Aloha

my weather station / needed restart. pressed button / “at least twenty times” – #CtrlAltDel

this happened today: / picked up a #Model3 and / named it Zappity! – #Now @Tesla

my wife and i / fold our chopstick wrappers in / very different ways – #CanThisMarriageBeSaved #Sushi @SushiConCa #Campbell

#KentuckyDerby / and #CincodeMayo make / a great combo plate! – #CincoDeDerby

#MatchyMatchy with / my pants, shoes, and laptop bag. / i’m flying in style. – #JetSet

bone in filet and / a glass of malbec pre-show. / #ThatShouldBeEnough – #Maybe #Chicago #Hamilton