Author Archives: Me

just thirty-three pounds? /bro, do you even lift? yes. / i exit-row, bro. – #ExitBro #IWorkOut #JetSet

gonna miss my girl / while traveling. don't worry / Aloy, i'll be back! – #HorizonZeroDawn #AloyAndAlan

pink was on the tube, / it looks pink in the shade and / orange in the sun! – #Chameleon #WhatColorIsNow

color looked wrong in / cup, but we are pressing on! / experimental! – #HairDid #WhatColorIsNext #NoReally

looks like i found a / relative in Horizon / Zero Dark! Hi there! – #Meridian #HZD

looks like Julie picked / the wrong door? or she's smashing / the patriarchy? – #ManDoor

it's tough to beat a / cat on #LazySunday or / #LazyAnyday – #ErryDay

a one-and-one and / a pourover and a shot. / comparison time! – @ChromaticCoffee #CoffeeCoffeeCoffee