Author Archives: Me

coffee and cayenne / flank steaks and bacon-wrapped cheese- / filled jalapeños – #ItsHot Published via Pressgram

seems criminal to / not grill by the pool today. / do the right thing, folks. – #Summer #KeepsMeOffTheStreets Published via Pressgram

great time last night with / grilling, cocktails, and a girl. / She stayed for breakfast! – #CanThisMarriageBeSaved Published via Pressgram

my polling place did / not give stickers to folks who / dropped off their ballots. – #DIY #SeemsLegit #IVoted Published via Pressgram

carpooling is great / and it’s probably because / my carpool pal’s great – #great Published via Pressgram

It’s good to see they’re / keeping them in their place and / out of our bathrooms. – #RobotsGoHome #BingoSigns Published via Pressgram

this is bringing back / many smoke filled memories. / we are all winners – #ButMostlyLosers Published via Pressgram

which one do you think / I’ll get at Scrambl’z? Which one / has FOUR kinds of pork? – #Yum Published via Pressgram