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she’s missing a fang, / but i think she chooses to / make this face sometimes. – #Caturday

official color / is Lava Grey so i had / to name her #Pele – #GonnaMissThisCar #A3 #Aloha

i guess the S in / S-Line stands for “Sexy” or / “Sporty” or “Something” – #Something #A3 #Pele #Aloha

i’ll miss the hatchback / ’cause just like Sir Mix-a-Lot / said, “I Like Big Butts” – #AndICannotLie #A3 #Pele #Aloha

i might just miss the / sunroof most of all. ya, i’m / from #California – #A3 #Pele #Aloha

my weather station / needed restart. pressed button / “at least twenty times” – #CtrlAltDel

this happened today: / picked up a #Model3 and / named it Zappity! – #Now @Tesla

my wife and i / fold our chopstick wrappers in / very different ways – #CanThisMarriageBeSaved #Sushi @SushiConCa #Campbell