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this is the face i / get for feeding the #cats more / than five minutes late. – #Disdain

all-day slow-cooked pork / outside so my house doesn’t / smell like pork all day. – #ProTip #Bonus #SwimmingPool #CloseEnoughSummer

all of these glasses / were employed in tasting scotch. / that was amazing. – #OmidAndAshlea #Party

a one-and-one from / Park Station Hashery with / breakfast. coffee time! – #Espresso #Gibraltar

ever have trouble / finding just the right #boardgame? / have the cat choose one! – #Meow

despite how early / it is, i’ve matched my shoes and / pants to the floormat – #Priorities #MatchyMatchy #vILT #OnTheJob #Training

can you guess which days / i was in #Vegas? hey, what / happened to Thursday?! – #WhatHappensInVegas

boots not on the ground. / major legroom with my wife / in the exit row – #GhettoFirstClass #JetSet #CanThisMarriageBeSaved #InTheEventOfAnEmergency