Monthly Archives: April 2015

just upgraded lunch /  to roller coaster lunch with /  a gold season pass!  – @cagreatamerica   

bought new microphone /  and coworker says it looks /  just like a troll doll!  – #NiceHairdo     

the Berenstain Bears / have come a long way. I use /  the internet wrong.  – #ThatsPlenty    

this oven is set /  for baking at 400. /  just trust me on this.  – #HappyEaster    

concert was cancelled. /  instead ate smoked ribs with men /  and drink with women.  – #MyLifeIsAwesome    

i would have gotten /  away with this winged collar /  for #FridayTieday  – #IfItWerentForYouMeddlingKids