i’m third on the list, / but there are five first class seats. / i can haz #upgrade? – #PrettyPlease #JetSet
Monthly Archives: July 2018
i’m a little down…
i’m a little down / today, but it’s nothing a / little uke won’t fix. – #GetIt #Sopranino #Ukulele #JetSet #SorryNotSorry
here’s my new slide on…
here’s my new slide on / #HighAvailability / and why you want it. – #OnTheJob #Training #ClearExamples
spotted this plate at…
spotted this plate at / airport. Stuart Smalley drives / for rideshare out here? – #AmNice #JetSet
all of the legroom…
all of the legroom / for my flight out to Boston. / feeling quite cozy. – #JetSet
i am in the seat…
i am in the seat / for Sorry To Bother You / posted by a #bot – #SorryNotSorry
what it’s like getting…
what it’s like getting / lazily swiped at by a / #cat falling asleep. – #Meow #Caturday
breakfast complements…
breakfast complements / help me answer the question / “hot enough for ya?” – #Almost