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aligned schedules to / sit next to a pretty girl / for the commute in. – #Carpool #CanThisMarriageBeSaved

julie graciously / offered to reproduce bug. / She’s in #TheCloud, man! – #CanThisMarriageBeSaved

broke laser pointer. / which pointing device should i / be using instead? – #OldSchool #OnTheJob #Training

slowly moving the / tanlines. looking forward to / less shirt, more summer. – #CloseEnoughSummer #SunsOutGunsOut

a little whisky, / a little ukulele. / how i beat the heat. – #CloseEnoughSummer

woman at airport / shrieked and asked to touch my hair. / yeah, that just happened. – #AtLeastSheAsked #JetSet

when the scary thing / in the movie stops and looks / at the camera – #Eek #Zuul

contrarian #cats / scoff at your internet memes / about tape on floors. – #SillyHumans