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celebrating first…

celebrating first / solo teach with a lamb shank / and margarita! – #OnTheJob #Training

upside: conference / room named after The Beatles. / downside: comma splice – #GrammarNerd #Sometimes

i have tried a few / different herbs and decided / it’s thyme for bacon. – #SorryNotSorry

fried my egg on a / bed of melting cheddar for / maximum #breakfast. – #BaconOffscreen #OfCourse

#Coffee too boring? / Try Fully Automatic / Super Mega now! – #Branding

might have overdone / it on the pulled pork. five pounds / slow cooked for nine hours. – #LeftoversForDays #AlsoColeslaw

my thumbs up does not / endorse robot overlords, / but they’re kinda cool. – #ParkingEnforcement #EXTERMINATE

it’s Mr Breakfast! / (is it #pareidolia / if i arranged it?) – #yummy