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fried my egg on a…

fried my egg on a / bed of melting cheddar for / maximum #breakfast. – #BaconOffscreen #OfCourse

#Coffee too boring? / Try Fully Automatic / Super Mega now! – #Branding

might have overdone / it on the pulled pork. five pounds / slow cooked for nine hours. – #LeftoversForDays #AlsoColeslaw

my thumbs up does not / endorse robot overlords, / but they’re kinda cool. – #ParkingEnforcement #EXTERMINATE

it’s Mr Breakfast! / (is it #pareidolia / if i arranged it?) – #yummy

made a quick sipper: / tequila, cold brew coffee / and simple syrup. – #Cocktail #Keeper #NeedsAName

am i dressed to march / for science or silicon / valley comic con? – #Yes #WubbaLubbaDubDub #MarchForScience #SVCC

these two comic nerds / have secret identities / as two cocktail nerds. – #SVCC #SanJosé @haberdashersj