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this autocomplete / is sad. is this normal? are / you okay with this? – #Unarmed #TryHarderAmerica

pork ribs seasoned by / the seas, cooked in a cannon / and other tall tales. – #TalkLikeAPirateDay #EatLikeAMeridian

the captain’s wife has / boots brighter than the noonday / sun. quite swashbuckling. – #TalkLikeAPirateDay

“prepare yer weapons” / be an awful tagline fer / such an epic film. – #CutthroatIsland #TalkLikeAPirateDay

last minute upgrade / to dinner with hatch chile, / a beer, and my wife! – #CanThisMarriageBeSaved

seared padron peppers, / grilled steak, fresh chimichurri, / cava (out of frame) – #SimpleDinnerAtHome

heating up the coals / for a nice dinner at home / while it’s still summer. – #NotThatIWillStopGrilling #California

julie noticed this / bus is the only one that / has power cutlets. – #Mmmm #PowerCutlets