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i am living right. / lots of barbecue and a / bloody maria – #Ten50 #Richardson #JetSet

my “as the crow flies” / is really short. it kills me / that i can’t walk it. – #Frogger #LBJTollway #635 #Dallas #JetSet

left my sunglasses / before heading to Texas. / I’m a April Fool. – #JetSet #DAL

rough landing into / Dallas. should have known this plane / goes to eleven – #SorryNotSorry #JetSet #SJCDAL

not an April Fool: / #AisleAndWindow to Dallas! / it’s a tradition! – #JetSet #SJCDAL #Upgrade

i caught the #upgrade / for flight to Dallas, but this / upgrade is for life. – #CanThisMarriageBeSaved #JetSet #SJCDAL

kinda just like me, / the Havana Banana / is very fancy – #JackRoseBar #SundayRumday

i’d never had a / flaming dr pepper, and / i kinda liked it – #OhDear #RumAmaretto #Fire #Beer