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Seattle weather / is terrible, and it is / raining all the time – #JetSet

great to look at the / sun and still be able to / see my phone after – #FunInTheSun #Eclipse

this well-heeled couple / got seats in first, so we thought / we should dress the part. – #JetSet

third flight in three days. / at least for this one i have / a travel buddy – #JetSet #CanThisMarriageBeSaved

this door’s meatier. / luckily, after Texas / food, so am i now. – #ExitBro #JetSet

apologies to / woman across bar who watched / me inhale these wings – #Overactive #HoustonWeDontHaveAProblem

cover band playing / Gnarls Barkley. Mario Kart / races behind me. – #Crazy #HoustonWeDontHaveAProblem

Mezcaleria / The Pastry War has this sign /above their entrance – #NoPastries #HoustonWeDontHaveAProblem