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aligned schedules to /  sit next to a pretty girl /  for the commute in.  – #Carpool #CanThisMarriageBeSaved 

julie graciously /  offered to reproduce bug. /  She’s in #TheCloud, man!  – #CanThisMarriageBeSaved 

broke laser pointer. /  which pointing device should i /  be using instead?  – #OldSchool #OnTheJob #Training 

slowly moving the /  tanlines. looking forward to / less shirt, more summer.  – #CloseEnoughSummer #SunsOutGunsOut 

a little whisky, /  a little ukulele. /  how i beat the heat.  – #CloseEnoughSummer 

woman at airport /  shrieked and asked to touch my hair. /  yeah, that just happened.  – #AtLeastSheAsked #JetSet 

when the scary thing /  in the movie stops and looks /  at the camera  – #Eek #Zuul 

contrarian #cats /  scoff at your internet memes /  about tape on floors.  – #SillyHumans