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celebrating first /  solo teach with a lamb shank /  and margarita!  – #OnTheJob #Training  

upside: conference /  room named after The Beatles. /  downside: comma splice  – #GrammarNerd #Sometimes 

i have tried a few /  different herbs and decided /  it’s thyme for bacon.  – #SorryNotSorry 

fried my egg on a /  bed of melting cheddar for /  maximum #breakfast.  – #BaconOffscreen #OfCourse 

#Coffee too boring? /  Try Fully Automatic /  Super Mega now!  – #Branding 

might have overdone /  it on the pulled pork. five pounds /  slow cooked for nine hours.  – #LeftoversForDays #AlsoColeslaw 

my thumbs up does not /  endorse robot overlords, /  but they’re kinda cool.  – #ParkingEnforcement #EXTERMINATE 

it’s Mr Breakfast! /  (is it #pareidolia /  if i arranged it?) – #yummy