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fried my egg on a /  bed of melting cheddar for /  maximum #breakfast.  – #BaconOffscreen #OfCourse 

#Coffee too boring? /  Try Fully Automatic /  Super Mega now!  – #Branding 

might have overdone /  it on the pulled pork. five pounds /  slow cooked for nine hours.  – #LeftoversForDays #AlsoColeslaw 

my thumbs up does not /  endorse robot overlords, /  but they’re kinda cool.  – #ParkingEnforcement #EXTERMINATE 

it’s Mr Breakfast! /  (is it #pareidolia /  if i arranged it?) – #yummy 

made a quick sipper: /  tequila, cold brew coffee /  and simple syrup.  – #Cocktail #Keeper #NeedsAName 

am i dressed to march /  for science or silicon /  valley comic con?  – #Yes #WubbaLubbaDubDub #MarchForScience #SVCC 

these two comic nerds /  have secret identities /  as two cocktail nerds.  – #SVCC #SanJosé @haberdashersj