this autocomplete / is sad. is this normal? are / you okay with this? – #Unarmed #TryHarderAmerica
this autocomplete…
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pork ribs seasoned by…
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pork ribs seasoned by / the seas, cooked in a cannon / and other tall tales. – #TalkLikeAPirateDay #EatLikeAMeridian
the captain’s wife has…
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the captain’s wife has / boots brighter than the noonday / sun. quite swashbuckling. – #TalkLikeAPirateDay
“Prepare yer weapons”
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“prepare yer weapons” / be an awful tagline fer / such an epic film. – #CutthroatIsland #TalkLikeAPirateDay
last minute upgrade…
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last minute upgrade / to dinner with hatch chile, / a beer, and my wife! – #CanThisMarriageBeSaved
seared padron peppers…
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seared padron peppers, / grilled steak, fresh chimichurri, / cava (out of frame) – #SimpleDinnerAtHome
heating up the coals…
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heating up the coals / for a nice dinner at home / while it’s still summer. – #NotThatIWillStopGrilling #California
julie noticed this…
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julie noticed this / bus is the only one that / has power cutlets. – #Mmmm #PowerCutlets